Celia Putty's 2girls1cup

Well, you might say Celia Putty's Cup™ has finally runneth over. Every Wednesday at 9pm, Celia invites you and your bestie to Kobalt. Join Celia and her weekly co-host for a cup of ... of … well, whatever that is. Celia won’t know what it is until showtime – and neither will Lady Christian, Olivia Gardens, or Dottie Peppers who are all sharing the role as her co-host on alternating Wednesdays. Celia Putty & Lady Christian: every first Wednesday Celia Putty & Olivia Gardens: every 2nd Wednesday Celia Putty & Dottie Peppers: every 3rd Wednesday What YOU put in the Cup™ is what drives the show. That’s right; we want you to put something in the Cup™. We really do. Anything, we don’t care what, just surprise us. And you can put things into the Cup™ right up until showtime, at 9pm. This is more than just a show; Celia Putty’s 2girls1cup is actually a kind of “show-and-tell.” It’s the great white elephant of “show-and-tell,” with a little truth-or-dare thrown in. Now, there’s just no avoiding it, there will be drag numbers. But in this show, the drag numbers are filler, in the same way rice or corn is “filler.” But what’s different about the format, even the texture of this show … is that Celia and her weekly co-host are merely 2 Girls, secondary to the real star of the show: the Cup™. Yes, it’s absurd. Are you ready for this? ABOUT the Cup™ You see, the Cup™ is equipped with a hole on top … an opening wide enough to make Phoenix’s #1 power bottom blush (and we know who you are!) This opening is intended to collect things, all sorts of things, even bawdy things that cannot be revealed to anyone until showtime on Wednesdays – and thanks to the Dual-Key Chastity Lock System™ protecting the Cup™, not even Celia, her guest, or the Kobalt family know what’s in the Cup™ until showtime.* [*Miss Putty can only remember the combination to LOCK 1. Only Kobalt has the combo to LOCK 2. So again, what YOU put in the Cup™ is what steers the show. You see? The audience has the power to control the show. (Sometimes the shit deserves to hit the fan!) Guidelines for what goes into the Cup™ are intentionally sparse: 1. Please remain anonymous. 2. Please don’t put something into the Cup™ that decomposes, spoils, or attracts insects. 3. Please consider putting it in a plastic bag before dropping it in the cup. After all, we don’t know where it’s been – or where it’s going! The “opening” craves your questions and can give you advice on any situation. Need an opinion or a recommendation? No topic is off limits, no subject is too tawdry. Ask about anything and everything – whatever it is, simply write it down! Then, when no one is looking, slip it into the hole! Naturally, the hole needs to be filled with something of substance, something tangible, and something solid. All sorts of actual objects … things … pieces … bits … are acceptable. This part is like show-and-tell, but for adults. While welcoming the predictable gamut of X-rated bric-a-brac, previously owned (and inserted) knickknacks, and flaccid frippery, the real challenge is to find strange, hard-to-figure-out items, thought-provoking, curious, and great fun to pass around and drive conversation. Squeamish? Unsure? Just not your Cup™ of tea...? Well, it's a Cup™ of something. Find out what it is, with the rest of us, every Wednesday at 9pm. …or you can do better: When no one is looking, put something in the Cup™.